Sunday, February 8, 2009

Don Surber Needs Your Help

Having determined that attracting the ire of President Obama is good for conservatives working in the pundit racket, Don Surber has launched a petition that requests the O-Man to declare, "You cannot get anywhere if you just read Don Surber.”

Do Don a solid and sign his petition. Then, we have to think of ways to get Obama to start saying publicly things like "Paco must be destroyed!" or "I forbid you to read Paco Enterprises!"

5 comments:

RebeccaH said...

Then, we have to think of ways to get Obama to start saying publicly things like "Paco must be destroyed!" or "I forbid you to read Paco Enterprises!"

Perhaps a giant papier mache head parade down Pennsylvania Avenue, featuring President Obeyme McJugears himself?

Paco said...

That might do it.

Minicapt said...

Create a photo of the One dressed as a Peruvian Admiral.

Cheers

Anonymous said...

OK, Paco, I signed the petition. Please send the payment to the same address. But I want bullion, not gold plated Obama coins. I heard about those! Rub 'em the wrong way, with the slightest pressure, and the plating falls, revealing the phony beneath.

Just like real life, now that I think about.

Anonymous said...

Shoes. We must throw shoes!