"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Mel Zelaya, Ex-President of Honduras, Remains Defiant
"To the people of Honduras, I say that I shall return! And I'm going to stay until the wise-ass who switched his size 7 hat for my size 7 1/2 'fesses up and returns my brim!"
If somebody gives back his hat will he go away?
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TW: berer: all hat, no country
President Zelaya's audition routine as a norteno singer was not well received on American Idol...
ReplyDeleteOh, well, he's always got his Telemundo career to fall back on.
"Presentado Cine en la Cama! Aqui commenza "Mel, el Ranchero con el Cabeza Grande!"
Too small hat, Saddam Hussein moustache. What's not to like?
ReplyDeleteTW: unctal: one way to describe President Obama's attitude toward tinpot dictators.
It's not that his hat is too small, it's that his ego keeps on pumping up the size of his head.
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