"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Where may one purchase a carton or two of PACO's®?.
OH wait...Gosh, this may cost me my meaningless yet fulfilling position at PACO Worldwide Enterprises. Why? Because PACO Worldwide Enterprises makes and sells this wonderful brand of canc...ummm, cigarettes. I forgot chief...ummm (racist) Dear Leader (no, no..) Boss, yeah that's it, Boss.
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This adds new meaning to the "Let There Be Light" title of your previous post!
Where may one purchase a carton or two of PACO's®?.
OH wait...Gosh, this may cost me my meaningless yet fulfilling position at PACO Worldwide Enterprises. Why? Because PACO Worldwide Enterprises makes and sells this wonderful brand of canc...ummm, cigarettes. I forgot chief...ummm (racist) Dear Leader (no, no..) Boss, yeah that's it, Boss.
Marlboro®, you're history.
fulabri
Yes, time to switch to Harvati.
DAMN IT..Harvarti...
ferbio
I really haven't thought of penning mine, yet. Thanks for the reminder, Paco.
If I could still smoke, I'd smoke only PACO'S.
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