It looks like the left’s newest hero, Rep. Alan Grayson (Delirious-FL), is starting to unnerve some of his own boosters. I wonder, idly, if congressmen can receive money for endorsements. If they can, I see how Grayson could profit handsomely…
Royal Palm Rest Home: “I give it five stars!” – Alan Grayson.
Home Depot: Special this week on rubber wallpaper - “Durable and safe”, says Alan Grayson.
Brooks Brothers: We are pleased to offer our new line of men’s attire, “Fashion for the Frenzied”. Alan Grayson says, “It looks so stylish, I wouldn’t take this jacket off even if I could!”
Alan Grayson for Idaho Potatoes: “When I spoon mashed potatoes onto my head, I want spuds with staying power. Nothing beats the adhesive quality of Idaho potatoes!”
Michaels Arts and Crafts Store: Whether you’re just a beginner, or a master craftsman like Alan Grayson, we can meet all of your basket-weaving needs!
”Hi, I’m Alan Grayson. Watch as I form an ocarina with my hands and perform the William Tell Overture”.
5 comments:
Grayson is one of those idiots who become famous only by being offensive douche bags*, or doing disgusting things.
Too bad he didn't try reality TV first; he might have made more money that way.
Reality TV show? Great idea! How about, So You Want to be a Douche-Bag.
It isn't surprising that Grayson used fictious numbers to make his claim. Truth never stood in the way of Democrats/the Left. Political pundit/ author/filmaker/talk show host Larry Elder put it perfectly when he stated that, "Facts to a Democrat is like Krytonite to Superman".
Even Grayson's staffers know he's nuts. God only knows how they can work for him.
Deborah Leigh
Yes, Jeff. He would have made more money, but then he wouldn't have had that niffty title, "Official Congressional Buffoon." Former title holder Dennis Kucinich is Grayson's mentor. Plus, that title is such a chick magnet.
Deborah Leigh
Some are trying to say he's crazy, but I don't see it that way. I think he's just a jerk who grew up in one of those comfortably well-off ultra-liberal homes, where he was never taught anything about manners, appropriate public behavior, or civil discourse {"No" can be so hurtful to one's self-esteem, doncha know).
He's not a kid any more, either, so no amount of corrective conditioning will ever fix him. His constituents need to get over the "oh-so-cool bad boy" mystique and get rid of him.
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