Monday, October 26, 2009
President Molasses P. Dawdle*
*And the "P" stands for Pokey.
"I will never rush the solemn decision of sending you into harm's way. I won't risk your lives unless it is absolutely necessary."
Unless, of course, you're already over there waiting for back-up. Then it's just your tough luck.
I've seen glaciers with a greater sense of urgency than this bozo.