"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
"You're on the Naughty List, Jack, the Naughty List."
Hunh, some inducement for an oil change. I got a Nobel Peace Prize in my box of Cracker Jack. No, I want $5 off instead.
Paco, that is truly obscene.Don't you realise that some things are, indeed, sacred?Jack would never diss Santa.
Well, that depends on whether Jack got that new pistol he asked Santa for.
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