"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
There was an addendum to that story that the editors did not want published. In the posh hotels, from Beverly Hills to the various Rivieras, these same hotels will also supply bed wetters so the kids of the uber rich don't have to.
Pacosan: If that private employment thingy doesn't work you can always return to government employment as an agent in the Federal Agency to Resist Tobacco.
Professional bedwarmers are not new to the hospitality industry, Paco, and you might be a trifle confused about that, in spite of the context in that article. The family friendly atmosphere of your blog prevents me from being specific.
But I doubt that Mrs. Paco would appreciate your switching to that particular career.
I don't want some stranger warming my bed. Ewww.
ReplyDeleteUnless she's hot, but methinks lady bingbing wouldn't be so warm to the idea.
PS I think you're a champ, PACO, but I draw the line at you warming my effing bed!
ReplyDeleteTHis idea is fabulous and ridiculous at the same time. i can't wait for the Ocuupational and Health safety report!
ReplyDeleteDid they run out of hot water bottles or something? I really can't see people being pelased by a member of staff being in their room before bedtime!
Once more, in my eagerness to comment, I have displeased the Typo Gods...
ReplyDeleteI believe I mentioned Penelope Cruz's restraining order against me in this context, but you know what they say, third time's the charm...
ReplyDeleteThere was an addendum to that story that the editors did not want published. In the posh hotels, from Beverly Hills to the various Rivieras, these same hotels will also supply bed wetters so the kids of the uber rich don't have to.
ReplyDeletePacosan: If that private employment thingy doesn't work you can always return to government employment as an agent in the Federal Agency to Resist Tobacco.
ReplyDeleteProfessional bedwarmers are not new to the hospitality industry, Paco, and you might be a trifle confused about that, in spite of the context in that article. The family friendly atmosphere of your blog prevents me from being specific.
ReplyDeleteBut I doubt that Mrs. Paco would appreciate your switching to that particular career.
Just so y'know.
;-p
Paco,
ReplyDeleteI looked into it and they really, really frown on using bed warmers that are incontinent.
Sorry.
Steve: But...but...what if I wear a plastic cocoon?
ReplyDeleteSteve really meant your stories continue at too great a length.
ReplyDeleteCheers