Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Global Warming? Please!

A new Gallup poll indicates that Al Gore - the Aimee Semple McPherson of the global warming movement - may need to find a new gig:
Former Vice President Al Gore's insistence on Monday that global warming was behind a spate of bad weather could fall on some very deaf ears. American's concerns over environmental worries are at the lowest level in two decades, according to a new Gallup poll.

"Many environmental issues are at a 20-year-low concern," the poll found.

It also found that public worries over eight green-related issues — from air pollution to the state of rain forests — have dropped by as much as nine percentage points in the last year alone.
Look for Gore to take up a new cause in the near future - maybe the scourge of toenail fungus or the threat from rogue asteroids.

4 comments:

  1. Look Al, if you have run through the money from your last ripoff, auction off your Oscar.

    To clarify I meant the statue, Al.

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  2. Gorezilla would do better campaigning against hemorrhoids. Not only are those real problems for some people, it would be a fitting task for him in his declining years....considering what a pain in the butt he's been for so long.

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  3. Holy cow--haven't thought about Aimee in a while. Is her Temple still in operation>

    How about her radio station (forget its call sign--shared a frequency with KGIL? in a strange arrangement.

    But ol' oily All will just change the labels on the snake oil and keep in harvesting the rubes.

    There may not be a fool born a minute, but there are plenty to keep in is QE2-sized yachts.

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