Saturday, March 13, 2010

Sunday Funnies

An oldie but a goodie from Dave Barry. (H/T: Deborah).

Take a look at the world’s laziest predators from Are We Lumberjacks?

You know what really creeps me out about funeral homes? The unpleasant encounter with our mortality, the somber music, the chili cook-offs

Update Richard McEnroe has discovered some even lazier predators.

6 comments:

RebeccaH said...

Dave Barry is always good for a laugh, and I loved the laziest predators (why was I reminded of Mr. H?), but the funeral home was just creepy. I bet those senior citizens are thinking the director is just trying to drum up business.

Paco said...

Rebecca: I also have to wonder about the appeal to people celebrating their golden wedding anniversaries of being given an opportunity to ride around in a mortuary's limo. Kind of like a "test drive", if you know what I mean.

richard mcenroe said...

AWL left a couple out...

JeffS said...

Dave Barry pretty much describes my colonoscopy a couple of years ago. Save they were playing some elevator music, and the minor allergic reaction I had to the anesthesia.

But my clinic sent me a report of the procedure, complete with cheerful color photographs. My brother (3 years older than I) got his first colonoscopy around the same time, but on the other side of the state, got a similar report.

My suggestion that we assemble a family Christmas card using those images was met with a stony silence on the other end of the phone line.

PS: That's one brave (or stupid) dog getting ..... affectionate with the tiger.

Minicapt said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_N0w2rORwSc

Cheers

Anonymous said...

JeffS - my minor allergic reaction to the anesthetic didn't arrive this time because this place doesn't use demerol. Yay! Since I have to have another one this time next year, I'm happy that situation has been adjusted...and no one liked the idea that I post the pictures on my blog, either!