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Sunday, April 25, 2010
Amazing! A Keith Olbermann Wanna-Be!
The Daley Gator reflects on a moment of bilious idiocy indulged in by one Fred Toucher, a Boston sports-radio host, who runs afoul of Godwin's Law in talking about Tim Tebow's NFL draft party.
I read about this over at protein wisdom. Toucher is a classic leftie douche bag*, spewing out leftie talking points without thought, but with plenty of malice.
Does The Toucher think that, in the interest of 'fairness' and diversity, Tim Tebow should invite a variety of races and ethnicities to his party, since he seems to lack such 'diversity' in his family make-up? Why would this be necessary? I am truly befuddled at such an attitude.
I live not far from Gainesville. I know some people who know some people who know Tebow and his friends. They're not all 'white' or Evangelical Missionary Christians, but they're pretty good folks, nonetheless. Lotta differences can't be seen on the surface, Toucher.
Aren't Michael Moore's rants about 'lost American jobs' racist? Because who 'stole' those jobs?
I have conservative Catholic friends who are fans of both Moore and Pat Buchanan. They can't see a difference between the two.
I met an otherwise intelligent young American college grad last year who told us about gatherings of redneck SUV-driving 'Neocons' which scared him 'because those folks are like Timothy McVeigh'.
I had to point out to him the difference between a Neo and a Paleo conservative (and the hatred of the latter for the former). I couldn't resist asking him if Moore was really in the paleo camp too. You should have seen him flinch, especially since he told us he'd just found out his mother is Jewish and I emphasised how that crudely marks the neo/paleo divide.
Fred “Toucher” Toettcher: Tim Tebow’s draft partry loked like a Nazi rally
Who is the bright one that fumble (a jarring tackle separates man form keyboard) farted this headline?
Leave Tebow alone asshat, I'm A Gator. Do that again and it's CHOMP sissy boy.
promanic (and a very good PRO!)
The BOZO that typed this and the dude that thinks everyone is a NAZI, but then, what else would LEFTY think. Can you say Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei (National Socialist German Workers' Party)?
"Missionary" should give him some pause for thought. Maybe he thinks they do their work in Brentwood or Pacific Palisades. We know that all good members of the Hitler Youth joined their parents during the summer in their work. Oh wait...
Does this guy know that a small little town in Mississippi, Yazoo City, has a black mayor? Hmmm, black mayors of small little cities in solid Republican states. That many dots may just be a bridge too far for this guy. Although, I must admit, this guy seems to be in the bridge acquisition business if you catch my drift, and I thnk you do.
Yojimbo, Shhh. Paco is setting up a subsidiary marketing operation to sell bridges to rubes. He got, from somewhere, a list of everybody in Wall Street who donated money to Obama during the last election. He says they are perfect marks. I told Paco that they didn't have much money left, but he said as long as they had any he wanted it.
I read about this over at protein wisdom. Toucher is a classic leftie douche bag*, spewing out leftie talking points without thought, but with plenty of malice.
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*: My apologies to douche bags everywhere.
Does The Toucher think that, in the interest of 'fairness' and diversity, Tim Tebow should invite a variety of races and ethnicities to his party, since he seems to lack such 'diversity' in his family make-up? Why would this be necessary? I am truly befuddled at such an attitude.
ReplyDeleteI live not far from Gainesville. I know some people who know some people who know Tebow and his friends. They're not all 'white' or Evangelical Missionary Christians, but they're pretty good folks, nonetheless. Lotta differences can't be seen on the surface, Toucher.
What a maroon.
Aren't Michael Moore's rants about 'lost American jobs' racist? Because who 'stole' those jobs?
ReplyDeleteI have conservative Catholic friends who are fans of both Moore and Pat Buchanan. They can't see a difference between the two.
I met an otherwise intelligent young American college grad last year who told us about gatherings of redneck SUV-driving 'Neocons' which scared him 'because those folks are like Timothy McVeigh'.
I had to point out to him the difference between a Neo and a Paleo conservative (and the hatred of the latter for the former). I couldn't resist asking him if Moore was really in the paleo camp too. You should have seen him flinch, especially since he told us he'd just found out his mother is Jewish and I emphasised how that crudely marks the neo/paleo divide.
Confusion reins.
Fred “Toucher” Toettcher: Tim Tebow’s draft partry loked like a Nazi rally
ReplyDeleteWho is the bright one that fumble (a jarring tackle separates man form keyboard) farted this headline?
Leave Tebow alone asshat, I'm A Gator. Do that again and it's CHOMP sissy boy.
promanic (and a very good PRO!)
The BOZO that typed this and the dude that thinks everyone is a NAZI, but then, what else would LEFTY think. Can you say Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei (National Socialist German Workers' Party)?
Six million Jews are spinning in their graves at the uses to which the word "Nazi" is put these days.
ReplyDeleteI think the worst thing about our present culture is the ubiquitous ignorance.
"Missionary" should give him some pause for thought. Maybe he thinks they do their work in Brentwood or Pacific Palisades. We know that all good members of the Hitler Youth joined their parents during the summer in their work. Oh wait...
ReplyDeleteAnd then he queries....
ReplyDeleteHe did touch on those other televised draft parties where all of the people in the room were the same color, just not white didn't he. Just asking.
Yojimbo: Any time now.
ReplyDeleteDoes this guy know that a small little town in Mississippi, Yazoo City, has a black mayor? Hmmm, black mayors of small little cities in solid Republican states. That many dots may just be a bridge too far for this guy. Although, I must admit, this guy seems to be in the bridge acquisition business if you catch my drift, and I thnk you do.
ReplyDeleteYojimbo,
ReplyDeleteShhh. Paco is setting up a subsidiary marketing operation to sell bridges to rubes. He got, from somewhere, a list of everybody in Wall Street who donated money to Obama during the last election. He says they are perfect marks. I told Paco that they didn't have much money left, but he said as long as they had any he wanted it.