Monday, April 5, 2010

Paco's Diary

There is a specter haunting our nation, a dark harbinger of ominous things to come, one of the more frightening portents of our descent into chaos and old night.

No, I’m not talking about our president and his aspiration to the status of caudillo, or his abominable health care legislation, or the economy-stifling deficit (all bad enough, to be sure). I’m talking about the disturbing trend in male fashion featuring the combination of navy-blue suits and brown shoes – and the even more horrifying variation which couples brown shoes with gray suits. It is the kind of sea change that reminds me of that Yeats fellow, and his poem, “The Second Coming”. “Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world”…something, something, something…and then that bit about a rough beast slouching towards Bethlehem - no doubt with pinstriped gray cuffs slapping the tongues of his brown wingtips. What next? The return of the Nehru jacket? Green carnations? Floppy Lord Byron ties? Another poet – that Eliot cove – remarked that the world would end, not with a bang but a whimper. I suspect that it might just as easily end with a gasp of offended sensibility, when the last man of refined sartorial taste sees his lawyer or bank president walk into a conference wearing Sansabelt slacks and purple Crocs.

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On a more serious note, I tremble at the prospect of a revival of conservative prospects having to depend on people like Senator Mitch McConnell. He seems pretty establishment, to me, and – Oh, dear! Aesthetics, again – whenever I see him on television, I am immediately struck by his resemblance to a scholarly, but naïve, bream that has just bitten down on a baited hook. Paul Ryan and Marco Rubio, on the other hand, appear to be principled, eloquent and telegenic spokesmen for limited government, and I hope they will prosper in their political careers.

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Kathy Shaidle has a wet blanket of a post that underscores the limits of any analogies we may want to draw between the Teapartistas of today, and our founding fathers. Indeed, it is difficult to argue with her conclusion that the demographics of modern America, in conjunction with the existing scope of dependency on government, bode ill for attempts by adherents of personal liberty to derail the Socialist Express. Such comfort as I can derive from these exasperating times lies in my belief that nothing in life that is of man’s making is preordained. It is not a forgone conclusion that the productive classes will stack arms and meekly surrender their flag, even if the calculus of democracy does wind up translating into a plan for the wholesale looting of the middle class.

Which raises this week’s provocative question: what happens if those of us who believe in the unalienable rights referred to in our Declaration of Independence do, in fact, become a minority? Are we morally bound to submit to a government because of its fidelity to the mere machinery of democracy, if democracy, itself, has become nothing but a tool in the hands of predators and parasites?

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

I agree with Kathy Shaidle's piece.

Increasingly, this world is no place for a gentleman.

Males are dividing/degenerating into glib Eloi (spineless shape-changing parasites) and half-human Morlocks. Women with their votes and economic choices are building Big Mother States, ant nests which hope to utilise these male drones and 'soldiers' to feminine ends.

Humans are not ants and something has to give way.

Paco, ever tried to read Sartor Resartus?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sartor_Resartus

Anyway Carlyle has a lot to offer us right now, but not necessarily that book, his weirdest.

JeffS said...

Kathy has a point, but we aren't trying to form a new country like the Founding Fathers did, just trying to save the old one. Maybe not exactly like it used to be, but still better than a rampant thugocracy.

And not through the force of arms (God forbid if it comes to that), but through the ballot box.

"Are we morally bound to submit to a government because of its fidelity to the mere machinery of democracy, if democracy, itself, has become nothing but a tool in the hands of predators and parasites?"

No. As many other soldiers have done before, I once swore an oath to defend the Constitution through the leadership. If that leadership forsakes and ignores the Constitution, that leadership has released me from my oath to them, but not to the Constitution.

I don't see how this should be any different for the rest of the country -- the Constitution was written for "WE THE PEOPLE", not a collection of oligarchs preening themselves as "intellectual" elites.

richard mcenroe said...

I’m talking about the disturbing trend in male fashion featuring the combination of navy-blue suits and brown shoes – and the even more horrifying variation which couples brown shoes with gray suits."

How did David Brooks miss this?

Paco said...

Richard: Brooks is still obsessed with The One's pants crease.

JeffS said...

BTW, I certainly don't have your fashion sense, Paco. I think Nehru jackets are kinda cool, and while I am aware of clashing shoe colors, I solve that problem by buying only black shoes. Which doesn't always work, but it is a 90% solution.

I won't horrify you with my choice of sock colors. You clearly have suffered too many shocks of late.

Minicapt said...

The colour of one's socks should match the colour of one's tie.
One should not ignore the example set by Lord Peter.

Cheers

RebeccaH said...

Richard: Brooks is still obsessed with The One's pants crease.

And other things I am too ladylike to mention.

As for Shaidle's article, I'm too tired to come up with a rebuttal right now. All I know is, the human species advanced from near extinction to dominion over the earth, and we didn't think up a golden idea like the Constitution for nothing. It may be under assault, but ideas don't die, and being as it's the closest any political idea has ever come to human nature, it won't die either.

So Obama and Co. can suck hind tit (there's a Sothrenism for your collection).

richard mcenroe said...

I think Shaidle missed that only pne third of Americans supported independence in the first place.

It was enough.

bruce said...

Oops oops oops. Forgot to sign.

'Anonymous' up top, the pessimist dummy-spitter and Carlyle advocate, is me.