Monday, June 28, 2010

Important safety tip from Jeff S.

From the inbox:

Older men subjected to devious new scam

Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and
in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I
wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it.

A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's, Home
Depot, Costco, or even Wal-Mart. This one caught me totally by surprise.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two nice-looking, college-aged girls will come over to your car or truck as
you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping
your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out
of their skimpy T-shirts. (It's impossible not to look).

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead ask for
a ride to McDonald's.

You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start
undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other
one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen Mar. 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th,
& 29th. Also Apr. 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th & 27th, and
very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of
us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.

Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones for
$.99 at the dollar store and bought them out in three of their stores.

Also, you never get to eat at McDonald's. I've already lost 11 pounds just
running back and forth from Lowe's, to Home Depot, to Costco, Etc.

So please, send this on to all the older men that you know and warn them
to be on the lookout for this scam. (The best times are just before lunch and
around 4:30 in the afternoon.)


bingbing said...

You dirty old filthy perverted, er, pervert.

Next you'll be asking massuses to release your second chakra or at least tend to your adductor muscles!

Anonymous said...

Buy a side of leather and make a hundred of the cheap lil's not like they have to hold up to much wear and tear, is it...

carpefraise said...

Amazing how old men lose count of their shenanigans!!

Paco, can i post this here? Having trouble with email access:

Inside documents found from the Free Gaza movement boats:

richard mcenroe said...

JeffS,Packers, I appreciate the warning. Can you recommend specific store locations I should avoid for my own safety?

Anonymous said...

Prairiecat55kc, they don't have time to buy the leather much less sew a hundred or so of those cheap lil things, because they're busy >@#%^** ...those cheap lil things.

Deborah Leigh

RebeccaH said...

Hm. I think I must need some things from Home Depot. Best send Mr. H (after I empty his wallet).

Minicapt said...

Better not tell JeffS about something called "Beer".


Irobot said...

I wondered what all the fuss was about with Costco coming Downunder. Now I can't wait for it to open.

Merilyn said...

This could put a new meaning to the phrase, "Gentlemen start your engines".