Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Jimmy Carter lost to Reagan because of a third-party candidate, and because he absolutely sucked as President

But mostly – make that exclusively - the latter.

Carter is a born fool, but he’s taking no chances: he works hard at maintaining his foolishness every day.

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  1. Heck, Carter sucks so badly that he sucks at his Presidential suckness.

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  2. I wish Jimmy Carter would shut up and go back to doddering around the Habitat for Humanity building sites, annoying the carpenters.

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  3. Well, Carter might be abysmally stupid, but at least he is evil.

    Seriously, anyone who hates Jews as much as he does pegs the EvilScope. We can all be grateful that the stupid makes the evil pretty much inconsequential.

    I mean, we all should be concerned about Bond level evil super geniuses. On the other hand, if Carter were a film villain, he'd be matched against Inspector Clouseau.

    tw: wingsly. Now there's a fine description of Hooter's that doesn't rely on physical characteristics of the staff. Yeah, Hooters is pretty darned wingsly all right. They're so wingsly I'd go there even if they had ugly waitresses.

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  4. Ain't no sunshine when she gone.

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