Thursday, March 10, 2011

Chuck Norris turns 71



Have a great birthday, Chuck (er...please).

Today's Chuck Norris fact: Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2. No one fools Chuck Norris.
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7 comments:

  1. Albury ShiftonMarch 11, 2011 at 6:54 AM

    Shouldn't there be some witticism like: "Chuck Norris doesn't have birthdays; birthdays have Chuck Norrises"?

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  2. PacoMarch 11, 2011 at 7:06 AM

    I'm sure that one's probably out there somewhere.

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  3. IsophoroneMarch 11, 2011 at 7:36 AM

    So if he goes to Wisconsin he can get together with "Walker, Wisconsin Ranger."

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  4. Albury ShiftonMarch 11, 2011 at 3:30 PM

    Or how about "Chuck Norris didn't turn 71; 71 turned Chuck Norris"?

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  5. AnonymousMarch 13, 2011 at 4:54 AM

    Chuck Norris turns 71, cancer gets Chuck Norris.

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  6. AnonymousMarch 13, 2011 at 4:58 AM

    Get it? Somehow that joke failed to launch in an amusing manner.

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  7. AnonymousMarch 13, 2011 at 5:02 AM

    By which I mean the joke I attempted was meant to convey that cancer, is invaded by, Chuck Norris.

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