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Thursday, March 10, 2011
Chuck Norris turns 71
Have a great birthday, Chuck (er...please).
Today's Chuck Norris fact: Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2. No one fools Chuck Norris.
7 comments:
Albury Shifton
said...
Shouldn't there be some witticism like: "Chuck Norris doesn't have birthdays; birthdays have Chuck Norrises"?
7 comments:
Shouldn't there be some witticism like: "Chuck Norris doesn't have birthdays; birthdays have Chuck Norrises"?
I'm sure that one's probably out there somewhere.
So if he goes to Wisconsin he can get together with "Walker, Wisconsin Ranger."
Or how about "Chuck Norris didn't turn 71; 71 turned Chuck Norris"?
Chuck Norris turns 71, cancer gets Chuck Norris.
Get it? Somehow that joke failed to launch in an amusing manner.
By which I mean the joke I attempted was meant to convey that cancer, is invaded by, Chuck Norris.
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