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Al Gore is writing a new book. Let’s see, now, what will this one be about…?

“With this new work, I hope to help start a conversation about the large-scale drivers of change that are defining and shaping our future — from the rapid development and integration of radically new technologies to the planet-changing impact of the climate crisis, to poverty, globalization and the democratization of knowledge accompanying the emergence of a ubiquitous Internet linking ever more intelligent devices,” Gore said.

Al, Al, Al! That stuff’s pure tranquilizer, buddy; in tandem with your last effort, the two together practically constitute a lethal injection. Where’s the sizzle? Where’s the spice? C’mon, Al, you know what I’m talking about! Give us the inside skinny on the Hollywood sex kittens, the massage therapists, the cheerleaders. Show us the wood sprite that lives in that hollow tree.