Woolen coffins are the latest thing in deathwear.
"Argyle? A splendid choice, sir! We believe your Uncle Horace - God rest his soul - would have approved heartily."
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"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
I'd be happy with a pine box, or a nice cotton shroud. Heck, I wouldn't *care*, being dead and all.
ReplyDeleteAll of this is just another way to fleece marks of their money.
JeffS, would that be old growth pine? That cotton better be fair trade, or "they" will....well, I don't know, but it won't be nice.
ReplyDeletePaco, put me down for cashmere. Okay, a nice soft microfiber if the cashmere isn't available. I still get a choice of colors, right?
Deborah Leigh
Choice of colour?
ReplyDeleteCertainly, although complaints will only be entertained at the time of burial. (Insert Congress complaint here.)
Cheers
Heck, Deb, they can build my box out of old pallets, for all I care!
ReplyDelete;-p
Monty Python: "Well sir, you have three choices - buryin', crematin', or we just take 'er out the back and toss 'er in the river."
ReplyDeleteI'm ordering my box here: http://www.kentcasket.com/
ReplyDeleteHave always had a simpler view of Life, and if the National Cemetery here in Jax will have it, I think it's perfect.