Saturday, July 30, 2011

Nancy, Nancy, Nancy...

Democratic Rep. Nancy Pelosi knows very little, and nothing new, which is why, when she reached into the dusty pantry of her mind, looking for a witty phrase, she pulled out a 35-year-old pop-cultural reference to hurl at Republican John Boehner, accusing him of going over to the "dark side".

Now, Nancy! You know that comment is inconsistent with the new civility we've all been hearing about. It was provocative and offensive, and I expect you to tell John that you're sorry.

And, John, when Nancy apologizes, you know what to do.


"Apology accepted."

3 comments:

Kartman said...

An idea for the next Star Wars movie.

A universe far far away sends an army of scary females to earth to destroy all that is good about our planet. Cast members could include Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Shelia Jackson Lee, Joy Behar, and Cynthia McKinney. Their leader would be non other than our favorite gal, Nancy.


This would be the scariest movie of all time. Too bad that it is based on a real life situation.

RebeccaH said...

Nah. Dress her up in striped socks and drop a house on her, and there's your Nancy Pelosi.

JorgXMcKie said...

Well, if you put a dark cloak and hood on her she'd look a lot like Emperor Palpatine.