Tuesday, September 6, 2011

A ray of sunshine in the gathering gloom

I'm glad there are still some things a man can, er, cling to.

"Jessica Simpson Not Downsizing Her Bustline"
“If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she’s sexy in both. She’s got double Ds! You can’t cover those suckers up!”
Says her father, a "former Baptist minister".

You're quite right, Reverend. You can't cover those suckers up. I mean...you just can't! Call me for the unveiling.

4 comments:

JeffS said...

Well, if an objective observer is needed, I'm available. I'd be happy to closely inspect Jessica's assets, and render an opinion about covering them up.

TW: undsess. AI, you have a dirty mind. I have no intention of undressing Ms. Simpson. She can do that herself.

Yojimbo said...

FORMER minister. Thank goodness for that.

Irobot said...

Things that make you go hmmm.

mojo said...

And she can leave her hat on...