Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Exciting new product from Paco Enterprises

Introducing….

The Methanator 5000!!!

Road-tested by yours truly. I had a jumbo serving of Chili Macaroni Hamburger Helper and covered the distance between Farifax, Virginia and Jacksonville, Florida in record time. Get one today and blow away the competition!

The Methanator 5000: Flying on the fumes is now a good thing.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

It should be named the "Sheryl Crow".

The official motorcylce of OWS. Smells as bad as they do. Would you have to pay a fee for emitting carbon, and another for the scent? The government should embrace this.

Deborah Leigh

rinardman said...

How do you measure the...uh, "fuel efficiency"?

MPD - Miles Per Dump?

Yojimbo said...

That just might beat the $2 Taco Tuesdays at our local ballpark.

Anonymous said...

That just might beat the $2 Taco Tuesdays at our local ballpark

Yojimbo, not if there aren't the ones with beans.

Deborah Leigh

RebeccaH said...

Obama could never ride that. His shite don't... well, you know.