Saturday, November 26, 2011

Sunday funnies

A joke. Stop me if you've heard this one.

A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the boy, 'Where did you get that turkey?'

The boy replied, 'What turkey?'

The game warden said, 'That turkey you're carrying under your arm.'

The boy looks down and said, 'Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!'

The game warden said, 'Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you. If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?'

The little boy said, 'I guess I'll just kiss his ass and let him go!'


rinardman said...

Does the shopping cart have a wheel that goes clunk, clunk, clunk, as it goes down the road?

If not, it isn't completely realistic.

Paco said...

R-man: You're right about that.

JeffS said...

Still, I've needed a cart like that for Costco once or twice.

RebeccaH said...

Also, rinardman, there needs to be a crumpled sale flyer or used tissue in one corner of the cart.

Anonymous said...

Deborah Leigh said... Good one, Paco! I hadn't heard that. The boy should have remembered that turkeys come from the governemnt. Have you ever had commodities? Like cheese, or margarine? Well, the cheese is great becuse it has so many applications, not just for dinner anymore. Patch a shoe or a tire, come to mind. The stuff wilts slightly in the broiler, but doesn't melt. Margarine is whiter than a snowbird at the early bird buffet in Florida.

mojo said...

Old joke:

Start if fishing season, a game warden sees two guys fishing on the bank of a stream. Pulling over, he approaches the pair, saying "Can I see your fishing licenses please, gentlemen?"

One man jumps up, drops his rod and takes off like a scalded cat. The warden gives chase.

After about five minutes, he manages to catch the guy, who says "Wait ! I have a license! Here, see?"

The warden is pissed off now. "Well, if you had a license, why the hell did you run?" he asks.

"Because my buddy didn't have one."