Jingle Bells as you’ve never heard it before, featuring Santa and his trusty Colt 1911.
“Captain, I fail to see the logic in a republican form of government”. Obama denies that he’s “Spock-like”.
Clean that up! A store clerk – bearing the marvelous name of Derek Mothershead – knocked out a robber, then made him clean up his own blood when he came to.
Bill Maher, still bitter over the fact that nature has endowed him with a face that looks like a scrotum, keeps plumbing the depths of his own vileness, searching – futilely, I suspect - for the bottom.
Steve Burri spots a major design flaw in the Chevy Volt.
They’ve finally found a way to make cricket more interesting.
Living in Northern Virginia, surrounded by Democrats. Working in Washington during one of the most incompetent, left-wing administrations in history. I tell you, sometimes I feel just like this guy…
Title of article: "Weasels ripped my flesh"