Friday, December 2, 2011

TSA stops deadly terrorist from boarding plane

Oops! Did I say deadly terrorist? I meant a teenage girl carrying a handbag with a revolver design.

Update: Another tale of TSA heroism.


Yojimbo said...


That was actually from The Onion, right?

A replica weapon would be an actual fake gun, not a freaking design on a purse.

But they are perfectly competent to manage our health care.

Paco said...

But they are perfectly competent to manage our health care.

That's right. The benchmark for ObamaCare competence is obviously Sweden.

Anonymous said...

Deborah Leigh said... My sister, the Kindergarden teacher, was forced to turn in one of her students because he brought a toy bowie knife to school. The only one that he showed it to was my sister. He liked her very much and was really proud of his new toy. She took it to the office and the administrator recoiled in horror, until my sister told her it was a toy. Well, the little boy started acting out later that day. He was suspended...all for a toy. A record because of a toy. Zero tolerance, zero brains.

rinardman said...

Paco, thanks for the link to "The Local". I'm going to add that to my favorites. Way more entertaining than Fox News.

Several links to articles I'll have to read, like:
Giant penis mystery baffles Stockholm suburb

Worker's hand minced in Swedish meatball mishap

Man catches fire in Gothenburg train station

Bus driver in banana attack nightmare

And my favorite: Sweden proposes ban on sex with animals

Leading to this in the comment section: Oh dear! Does anybody want to buy a herd of goats?

mojo said...

"Knock! KNOCK before you enter my room! Did you see anything?"
"No sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!"
-- Spaceballs

Yojimbo said...

"...proper procedures were followed." And good judgement was abated.

For the life of me, I can't see why you are woofing at the TSA over this one. Have you seen a picture of her-you can view one over at El Cids new place? She is a blue rinse grannie in a probable weaponized walker with a Ron Paul bumper sticker on the side. She was in New York buying gold and probably listens to militia radio with her fake hearing aid.

Get with the program people, you are putting us at risk by hampering the efforts of these noble warriors.

wv:floppro-you betcha

Yojimbo said...

Rinardman: I can see why Sweden would ban sex with animals. They are having enough trouble teaching Austrians how to have sex.