Friday, January 6, 2012

Then, what does it do to your innards?

Apparently one of the benefits of Mountain Dew is that it dissolves mice.

7 comments:

  1. According to the chart in this post, Mountain Dew is not particularly acidic for a soda. I'd be surprised if Coke and Pepsi didn't do the same. The lesson here is don't bathe in soda.

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  2. Carbon dioxide dissolved in water is commonly known as carbonic acid.

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  3. As I tell my co-workers in the morning, whilst I plunk quarters into the soda pop machine, "Time for my morning infusion of caffeine and acid!"

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  4. Hmmmm. So if I flooded my garage with it... wait, probably don't need to fill it all the way up, maybe just a foot would do it...

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  5. Just FYI, my sister used to pour a can of Coke into the wash with her husband's grease-stained clothes. Worked like a charm.

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