Sunday, April 8, 2012

Sunday funnies

Australia welcomes the Easter Bunny Bilby.

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From the in-box:

THE BEST SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14-16 men's work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads ......

Bubba,

Bertha, Duke, Slim and I went for more ammo and beer. Don’t mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don’t think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of ‘em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back.

Cooter


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I can't believe I missed it again this year! International Pillow Fight Day.

5 comments:

Minicapt said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdWPcy3ozkM&feature=related

Cheers

Skeeter said...

Not sure how pesky rabbits became associated with eggs and Easter, but I can see even less connection with a bilby.
It must go close to being the world's ugliest marsupial.
Perhaps it faces extinction because it is so unattractive — even to other bilbies.

Paco said...

Aw, they're kinda cute - in an ugly sort of way.

mojo said...

Rabbits, being very prolific, have long been a symbol of fertility. The egg, in many cultures, symbolizes the soul.

Just ask Bobby DeNiro...

-blessed holy socks, the non-perishable-zealot said...

Grrr. Git some followers.