Wednesday, October 17, 2012

A few suggestions for future debates

A convenient excuse for not watching the debate last night was the fact that there was a playoff game on television between the Tigers and Yankees – which the Tigers won, incidentally, taking a commanding 3-0 lead in the ALCS. But that is a side issue which need not detain us.

From what I’ve been reading, Democrats are spinning the debate as an Obama win, albeit a narrow one. Strangely, however, on the underlying issues, Romney seems to have tied or won most categories; I suppose the win accorded to the president was based simply on the political theater angle, since Obama showed signs of having revived from his first-debate coma, and threw himself with gusto into his usual routine of aggressive pandering and towering mendacity. I think it all comes down to this line from liberal Jeff Greenfield: “Obama won the debate. Too bad it wasn’t the one that mattered.”

For the future, I would pass along the following suggestions to Republican candidates:

Don’t accept a debate format featuring overtly liberal “moderators”, or, at least, not just overtly liberal moderators. What’s wrong with insisting on having representation by somebody like Brit Hume or Brett Baier? And if a moderator breaks the rules, or looks as if he or she is trying to coach one side or the other (and you know which side that always is), then that person should be permanently excluded as a moderator in future debates.

Why should a townhall debate be in an irreversibly blue state like New York? Are there really any undecided voters in New York? If the idea is that the candidates are talking to a room full of undecided voters, why not insist on a swing state venue? Better still, get rid of the townhall debate format altogether. There are typically so many “plants” in the audience that the candidates are likely to get completely loaded questions of fraudulent provenance (say, the apolitical single mom who turns out to be a local Democratic Party apparatchik, or the unemployed worker later revealed as an SEIU union goon).

I don’t know if split-screen presentation is used in all of the debates, but I think it should be. Frequently, the body language and the facial expressions offer revealing insights into the candidates’ temperament and state of mind.

And the Republicans on the Commission on Presidential Debates need to get off their asses and stop letting the liberal media set the formats and pick the moderators. Crowley was a disgrace (and so was Radditz, who “moderated” the VP debate). Here’s the main thing you Republican commissioners need to remember: the MSM is also the enemy. Don’t let them choose the ground and the rules of engagement.

7 comments:

SwampWoman said...

Obama "won" if you buy the MSM definition of winning by which when El Presidente is bein' beat like a pinata at a birthday party and a fat girl grabs him and drags his broken ass across the finish line.

Normal people, however, have a different definition of winning.

SwampWoman said...

And gas is $4.00 a gallon now because our economy is so good!

BWAHAHAHAHA!

"HELP ME, CANDY! Stop him! He's hitting me with economics again!"

JeffS said...

The debates are little more than political theater, giving the public a chance to see the candidates in an unscripted environment. Unscripted, but not without coaches. At least for the lefties.

Personally, I think the candidate should go through a series of competitions, like on "Survivor", or some other "reality" show.
Points will be awarded for enthusiasm, quality of work, completing the tasks, and time.

Things like clearing brush, cooking a meal, cross country biking, climbing a cliff, cleaning toilets, and so on. What most Americans do on a regular basis.

Put that out as the "debate" format, and the lefties will howl with outrage.

And we can placate them with: Making paper mache heads, protest signs, spray painting signs for the opposition candidates, smearing human feces around the place, and so.

SwampWoman said...

How about starting a company, meeting a payroll, meeting a deadline, discussing how federal regulations are business killers, hiring employees, producing a product....and only successful entrepreneurs can compete to become the next president.

Yojimbo said...



That suggestion is waaacist.

Just an update to the "Signs of Hope File". The Republican and Libertarian challengers to Raul Grijalva here in my district are Hispanic.

JeffS said...

A variation on "You're Fired!", Swampie? Only the candidate that fails at business loses? Works for me!

Anonymous said...

Last time, Obama was on choom; this time he was on speed.

Mike_W