Sunday funnies

The Tong wars. Al Capone vs. Bugs Moran. The Crips and the Bloods. And now, the greatest rivalry of all: Sno Cone Joe vs. Mr. Ding-A-Ling.

Er, what do you do if you get fired?

Ahhh...imperviousness to pain, the ability to live in a low-oxygen environment, and resistance to cancer. It must be wonderful to be a mole rat.

Tequila: miracle drug?

Dressing for the occasion.

Homo bureaucratus.

Where there's smoke, there's a ...dog's water bowl?