Never thought of that one: "Driver says he was speeding so he could dry car".
A new twist on "Dogs Playing Poker".
As Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke continues his forlorn march into the jungle of economic doom, don't be surprised if we wind up with some alternatives to the U.S. dollar and other so-called hard currencies. Like, maybe, potato mashers or squirrel pelts.
A small-time Labour politician in the UK claims that he fathered a child on an extraterrestrial alien known as the Cat Queen.
Jim Treacher proposes a new Sesame Street character.
One of my favorite Tom and Jerry cartoons, filled with hot swing music, zoot suits and jive talk (directed by Hanna and Barbera for MGM during the golden age of cartoons).