Thursday, September 19, 2013

Clintons and scandals

They go together like stink on s**t.

We’re not really up for another eight years of this crap, are we? On top of eight years of Jug Head McHopey Pants? Leaving aside the grim consequences for our nation, economically and politically, of even more liberal fascism, imagine the deepening seaminess of public life: the sheer sordidness of Bill’s sexual buccaneering; the grasping cupidity of Hillary’s personal financial schemes; the endless shattering of lamps heaved in anger; the red-eyed Secret Service personnel staggering into each new day, their ears still ringing with the cacophonous profanity of call and response from the sleepless night before. It is a scenario that takes me, as Wodehouse would say, to another and dreadful world. May God deliver us from such a fate.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Jug Head McHopey Pants"

That is just gold.

Paco said...

I'm not entirely sure, but commenter Rebecca may have used McHopey Pants first. At least, it sounds very like some of her creations.

rinardman said...

Three more years of Obo the Clown, then eight years of WhatDifferenceDoesItMake Rodham Clinton....

Where do those Obamacare death panels meet? I'd like to volunteer.

JeffS said...

That sounds like a genuine community service, r-man!

Gregoryno6 said...

I don't want to ruin your day entirely, but...
don't forget they have a daughter, too.

Robert Jesionowski said...

God has seen fit to strike us with plagues. First Bubba grab-pants and his troll-controller: her thighness, Shrillery.

Then we thought the worst was over, but lo beware of the Bushwacker. He sounds conservative. But. he. just. ain't.

Did we learn our lesson? No we nominated McLame - for this The Lord has struck us with ... Jug Head McHopey Pants and his bull troll: Me-smell.

"Repent!", I say - for the end is near. "Repent!"

Anonymous said...

Deborah .... The Hillary stickers are already defacing cars here in Lost Angeles.

Robert, I'll take Bush over Barry, Hill, or Bill any day.

Have we gone down the rabbit hole, or is this the "Twilight Zone"? Sometimes it feels like the "Truman Show".

Anonymous said...

That Clinton - Gore ticket rather out did themselves once out of office.....What a plague they are.

Minicapt said...

Unfortunately, we are stuck with Prime Minister Harper, while the Aussies were foisted with PM Abbott.

Cheers

rinardman said...

That sounds like a genuine community service, r-man!

You mean, doing the community a favor by removing myself?

You're probably right.

RebeccaH said...

I'd love to claim McHopey Pants as my own, but I'm sot sure it's mine. In any case, it is gold, if I do say so.

As for eight more years after His Incompetence's term is up is more than I can stomach. From your keyboard to God's inbox, Paco.