"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Tuesday, October 29, 2013
Confirmed
Harry Reid is an asshole. An “absolute asshole”, in fact.
I believe this is expressed mathematically as |asshole|.
I disagree. Asshole, when properly functional, are very useful. Dingy Harry is dysfunctional and is more akin to the sea lamprey in his social utility: http://www.invadingspecies.com/invaders/fish/sea-lamprey/
Mathematically speaking, |asshole| is indeed an absolute asshole, which is what Harry Reid is.
Still, shying away from the abstract elegance and beauty of mathematics and the resounding ugliness of lefties everywhere, I agree with Minicapt when it comes to the biological utility of assholes.
And while I am loathe to denigrate any living creature by comparing it the likes of Harry Reid, I am hard pressed to offer up a better suggestion.
I wonder how Nevadans feel about the fact that Reid's beloved federal gubmint is blocking development of one of the largest shale oil reserves in the world ... at a time when Nevada is struggling economically.
I disagree. Asshole, when properly functional, are very useful. Dingy Harry is dysfunctional and is more akin to the sea lamprey in his social utility:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.invadingspecies.com/invaders/fish/sea-lamprey/
Cheers
That's really just splitting polyps, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteMathematically speaking, |asshole| is indeed an absolute asshole, which is what Harry Reid is.
ReplyDeleteStill, shying away from the abstract elegance and beauty of mathematics and the resounding ugliness of lefties everywhere, I agree with Minicapt when it comes to the biological utility of assholes.
And while I am loathe to denigrate any living creature by comparing it the likes of Harry Reid, I am hard pressed to offer up a better suggestion.
I wonder how Nevadans feel about the fact that Reid's beloved federal gubmint is blocking development of one of the largest shale oil reserves in the world ... at a time when Nevada is struggling economically.
ReplyDeleteI always thought it was
ReplyDelete∞
lim ∑ Asshole
a->∞ a=-∞
Er, yes, of course. That's what I meant.
ReplyDeleteVeeshir, shouldn't that be:
ReplyDeletelim ∑ (1/Asshole) = ∞
Asshole -> 0
?