"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Tuesday, October 29, 2013
Congratulations, Australia!
You didn't have enough weird animals, so scientists have gone out and discovered three more.
Now now, Paco. Don't be all et up with envy. Your Brookings Institute has acquired the one and only Jooolya known to exist inside or outside of captivity. It's a terrible burden - ahem, I meant of course a TREMENDOUS HONOUR. For the United States. Oh yes indeed!
I'm just amazed that they aren't deadly poisonous.
ReplyDeleteThat IS pretty amazing!
ReplyDeletePaco, I thought you selling fridges to eskimos was pretty good, but these concrete speakers are a triumph.
ReplyDeleteYou've got to stay ahead of the curve in this business!
ReplyDeleteNow now, Paco. Don't be all et up with envy.
ReplyDeleteYour Brookings Institute has acquired the one and only Jooolya known to exist inside or outside of captivity. It's a terrible burden - ahem, I meant of course a TREMENDOUS HONOUR. For the United States. Oh yes indeed!