Way to pay attention, dude.
Man: Waiter, there's a fly...
Hottest new game.
If at first you don't succeed, RIP.
You can build a better mousetrap, but the world might not actually beat a path to your door.
From the television series, Parks and Recreation: the world according to Ron Swanson.
An American bison demonstrates the patriotic response to the Barrycades (H/T: Moonbattery):