American woodcocks have rhythm.
Superman, we hardly knew ye.
"Merely Canadian..."

Which is not quite the same thing as being merely Australian.
Get rid of those freckles with the Paco Enterprises Despotter.
Cheap pets.
Police baffled by missing children in park...

That Australian marsupial's got it all figured out.
ReplyDeleteI've always agreed with Larry Niven about Superman's sex life. His story is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteWhen I became old enough to ponder such things, I wondered what Lois Lane thought about Superman's "member of steel".
ReplyDeleteWould make a good story for a porno, I guess.
There is a story line concerning Wonder Woman engaged in intimate congress with the Invisible Man, when they are interrupted by the arrival of Superman.
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