“Radioactive wild boar roaming the forests of Germany”.
Actually, slow-roasted pig is supposed to be pretty tender, isn’t it?
Elsewhere… cannibal crickets!
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"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
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And puppies and kittens are going to die!
http://quadrant.org.au/opinion/qed/2014/09/doomed-kittens-puppies/
What if someone gets bit by a radioactive wild boar? Wouldn't he turn into a super hero of some kind?
Boarman, perhaps. Or maybe Baconman.
Bacon Man! You should copyright that character.
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