"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Wednesday, January 7, 2015
Do you believe that Harry Reid injured himself on some exercise equipment?
Being a person of a certain age, and knowing how much less 'sturdy' I am now, and having some familiarity with vertigo - and also knowing that the occipital bone break does bruise like this (Lovely Daughter got hit in the face with a surfboard)...and having bruised ribs myself on seemingly innocuous occasions, I don't completely discount the reports. I have little experience with exercise bands, and doubt that it broke...but it may have slipped and knocked him badly off balance.
I still don't like the scumsucker, I believe him to be a Real Pig...but it is plausible, in my experience.
"How many times do I have to explain this to you, Detectives? I don't know anything about any missing mobster. I bruised myself when I accidentally walked into a door. That's my story and I'm stickin' to it! Now, either cut me lose or give my phone call!"
So, does anyone know where the Koch brothers were when this "equipment failure" happened?
ReplyDeleteMaybe Pelosi smacked him?
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elder_abuse
ReplyDeleteBeing a person of a certain age, and knowing how much less 'sturdy' I am now, and having some familiarity with vertigo - and also knowing that the occipital bone break does bruise like this (Lovely Daughter got hit in the face with a surfboard)...and having bruised ribs myself on seemingly innocuous occasions, I don't completely discount the reports. I have little experience with exercise bands, and doubt that it broke...but it may have slipped and knocked him badly off balance.
ReplyDeleteI still don't like the scumsucker, I believe him to be a Real Pig...but it is plausible, in my experience.
OH, dear God...I almost sound like an apologist, and I am truly sorry for that!k
ReplyDeleteR-man: Excellent question!
ReplyDelete"How many times do I have to explain this to you, Detectives? I don't know anything about any missing mobster. I bruised myself when I accidentally walked into a door.
ReplyDeleteThat's my story and I'm stickin' to it!
Now, either cut me lose or give my phone call!"