A very clever poem.
The secret ingredients for a long life: cigarettes, bacon and booze (and possibly Dr. Pepper).
Selling Cornwall (click to enlarge)...
It lifts! It shapes! It makes you bullet proof!
Bigfoot sighting in North Carolina (Never mind. A close examination of the film indicates that it's just Elderly Relative B on his way to beat somebody's ass).
Cornish have a Jekyll and Hyde reputation.
ReplyDeleteExcept for cigarettes, celibacy, and marriage, I'm all for testing those longevity theories. But I couldn't drink that much soda. Bacon? Now that's a different story.
ReplyDeleteRelative B is sure spry. Was it (or is it) the shine? Not to mention that good bbq.
The guy filming "Sasquatch" turns the camera on his dog! Who gives a rip about Zippy?! You can see him everday.
Deb: Yeah, I thought the turning of the camera on the dog was a little suspicious, too. Maybe the guy wearing the Bigfoot costume took his "head" off to mop his brow - I can see how filming that would have spoiled the effect.
ReplyDeleteThat ad for Cornwall takes truth in advertising to quite a different level.
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