Jack Benny is tried for the murder of a...rooster. Never fear, though, because he has the best lawyer in town.
Conclusion...
That other, lesser known convenience store...

Exercise is dangerous to your health.
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Come on, Paco. That's the right size fedora for a certain size IQ.
ReplyDeleteI never trusted Perry Mason after what he did to his wife in Rear Window.
ReplyDeleteHey, if he'd kill a dog, he'd kill a rooster.
ReplyDeleteMini fedoras? Well, it is Seattle, after all.
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