Wednesday, October 21, 2015

Slow Joe Says No Go

Joe Biden, concerned that he has insufficient time to put together a successful presidential campaign - and, no doubt, fearful of getting knee-capped by Ma Clinton and her mob - has decided to retain his hat for the purpose of winterizing his hair plugs instead of tossing it into the ring.

Whittier was surely right: "For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these, 'It might have been'". What a contest we will miss! On Biden's side, the endless series of gaffes; specially trained minions armed with crowbars and grappling hooks, standing by day and night, instantly ready to remove foot from mouth; the unseemly pawing of females from 8 to 80.

And in the Cankles Camp: Imagine one or two decades down the road, when one of the late Hillary Clinton's last remaining old flunkies - secure in the knowledge that he (or she, as the case may be) is safely beyond the reach of the defunct harridan's devouring vindictiveness - writes a tell-all book describing the scene where Hillary learns of Biden's shocking act of lèse-majesté. What a tale we would have heard of screaming, lamp-tossing, scratching and biting; the deployment of the extra-large butterfly net; the copious amounts of scotch required for pacification. Such entertainment would have been well worth the wait.

Ah, well. There's still Clinton vs. Trump. That should be fun. And of course we have the present spectacle of the GOP frogs clamoring for Paul Ryan to be their stork king.


Deborah said...

The Democrats realized Biden would further split the vote in the Primary. Plus, they don't want a old White guy to follow the First Black President. Nope. They want a first to be followed by a first...the First Woman President. So they'll rerun a old White woman.

For Republicans, the camps will remain entrenched in their beliefs, regardless of the impact to the country. It's "Groundhog Day".

rinardman said...

specially trained minions armed with crowbars and grappling hooks, standing by day and night, instantly ready to remove foot from mouth

That's the Democrat Media Special Forces unit, right?

The Few, the Proud, the Media!

RebeccaH said...

I can't wait a decade or two for a tell-all book about Hillary, Mr. Paco sir. What do I want? A tell-all book! When do I want it? NOW!

bruce said...

The Clinton inner circle: don't they even shoot themselves before revealing secrets? Biden is thought to have sensed the eye of Mordor upon him and got the message. He isn't a fool, even if he talks like one. Court jester. The best tell-all we can hope for is from the poor guys on her secret service detail, and that sounds pretty bad.

Paco sir, your writing is reminiscent of our common idols, the Waughs.

Paco said...

Bruce: My dear fellow, you are really too kind.