"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Chuck Norris is not afraid of fear. Fear is afraid of Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris has five dollars and you have five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris and Superman got into a fight. Loser had to wear his underwear outside his clothes.
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