"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
The thing people never realise is that IF they attack they will leap on your back and try to break your neck. You won't even see them coming. That's why it's good to walk with a dog.
The thing people never realise is that IF they attack they will leap on your back and try to break your neck. You won't even see them coming. That's why it's good to walk with a dog.
ReplyDeleteI know this from Indian leopards.
Next time I'm on a Florida nature trail, maybe I'll sit in a howdah on the back of an elephant. And I'll take a dog along.
ReplyDeleteElephant? Good grief man, kills 2000 people per year, deadliest large animal. Carry on.
ReplyDeleteWhat's the panther running from? Probably taking a different direction would be a good idea...along with the best Jesse Owens imitation possible.
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