Also courtesy of the Captain, "22 Science Jokes Only Smart People Will Understand" (hey, many of them are way over my head, but I freely admit that my brain ain't exactly the Cadillac of thoughtboxes).
Man gets big surprise while trying to catch a catfish.
Pony up, suckas...
(The above image is via Powerline's "The Week in Pictures"; don't miss it!)
Not all that surprising, but still hilarious: "Airport sniffer dogs 'failing to spot Class A drugs... but finding plenty of cheese and sausages'".
Looks like Maggie might be presidential material...
The only joke I didn't get was #20, about ATP.
ReplyDeleteAny biochemists in the room?
And, Paco, for future reference...including a gag inducing picture in your 'Sunday Funnies' kind of kills the mood. Not even Maggie's cuteness can lessen the impact of his ugliness.
ReplyDeleteYou should include a trigger warning.
Hey, but she'd make a better president than the Disaster-In-Chief.
ReplyDeleteR-man: Sorry, the budget doesn't allow for safe spaces.
ReplyDeleteThe barman says: "Certainly, Sir, that will be ATP."
ReplyDelete1. ATP = Adenosine Triphosphate.
2. ATP (slurred slightly) = 80p(ence)
Cheers
Thanks, Minicapt.
ReplyDeleteAmos Moses could catch the biggest, the meanest alligator, and only use one hand.
ReplyDeleteThat's all he's got left, 'cause the alligator bit it!
Left arm gone clean up to the elbow!