"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
The adults are staying away from colleges, I imagine. I attended a private seminar in Seattle last month, held on a community college campus, and it was like stepping into a comic book. Thankfully, this was on a weekend, so the characters were elsewhere. But the scenery was nauseating enough.
The team consists of the dean of students, director of counseling, campus chief of police, vice provost for academic affairs, associate vice chancellor of educational services, associate vice chancellor of safety services, and the campus diversity officer for students and staff.
Look at this list of administrative dead weight and tell me why college kids are paying way too much to go to college.
Get the team members little plastic fireman's helmets with sirens and flashing red lights. So that people get out of the way as they dash across campus.
Don't forget the little badges. Can't be official without the badges. Oh, and there has to be a catchy phrase for the little snowflakes to remember. That goes for the "students" too.
That's simultaneously the funniest and scariest thing I've read....ummmm... in the last few minutes. Of course, if it were 20 years ago, it would have been the funniest and scariest thing all year.
All I can think of is the west Indian pronunciation of "bias", a word they use and pronounce "bi-arse". Are you bi-arsed? Perhaps I'm being cheeky. I'll butt out.
Up next: the Hate/Bias Swat Team. Because death is better than Hate!
ReplyDeleteThe adults are staying away from colleges, I imagine. I attended a private seminar in Seattle last month, held on a community college campus, and it was like stepping into a comic book. Thankfully, this was on a weekend, so the characters were elsewhere. But the scenery was nauseating enough.
ReplyDeleteThe team consists of the dean of students, director of counseling, campus chief of police, vice provost for academic affairs, associate vice chancellor of educational services, associate vice chancellor of safety services, and the campus diversity officer for students and staff.
ReplyDeleteLook at this list of administrative dead weight and tell me why college kids are paying way too much to go to college.
Get the team members little plastic fireman's helmets with sirens and flashing red lights. So that people get out of the way as they dash across campus.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget the little badges. Can't be official without the badges. Oh, and there has to be a catchy phrase for the little snowflakes to remember. That goes for the "students" too.
Delete"Bias Response Team, GO!"
ReplyDelete*cue Japanese animation hero action cartoon*
Mojo and Jonah: Great imagery!
ReplyDeleteThat's simultaneously the funniest and scariest thing I've read....ummmm... in the last few minutes.
ReplyDeleteOf course, if it were 20 years ago, it would have been the funniest and scariest thing all year.
We're living in a deeply stupid time.
All I can think of is the west Indian pronunciation of "bias", a word they use and pronounce "bi-arse". Are you bi-arsed? Perhaps I'm being cheeky. I'll butt out.
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