Wednesday, August 31, 2016

And you might as well ignore that blue-black mole and that nagging cough

John Kerry: Let's just ignore terrorism, shall we?

Update - From Veeshir, in the comments:
Starting with the '96 election, the candidates have become progressively (pun intended) worse and worse.

If you plot the trajectory on a graph, you find that by 2024 the candidates will be a Papa John's pizza running against Wednesday.

13 comments:

rinardman said...

That's it, if we ignore them, they'll just go away. Like what my dad told me about his bees when I was a kid: Just ignore them, and they won't bother you.*

Hey, how about we just ignore John Kerry!


*Mostly true, but not foolproof.

HAL9000 said...

Good thing for Kerry that he inherited and married his money, because with his level of intelligence he'd be too stupid to do even a job like heaving coal.

Deborah said...

During the lead up to WWII there were those that said Hitler should be ignored. Kerry's middle name must be Neville.

Somebody tell Kerry and his ilk that they can ignore terrorists, but the terrorists will not ignore them. As Richard McEnroe said, "Pray for peace so they kill you last".

Mikael said...

To quote comrade Trotsky: You maybe not be interested in war, but war is interested in you!

Maybe Kerry should wake up and smell what he's shoveling.

Veeshir said...

I hate to think about what it says about our nation that J Effin Kerry was, not so long ago, considered to be a viable candidate for POTUS.

RebeccaH said...

Veeshir, look at the candidates we have this year, and ponder the state of our nation once more. As for Johnny the Fake Patrician, the less said the better. The man is mentally defective.

Deborah Leigh said...

Test.

Veeshir said...

RebeccaH, good point.

Starting with the '96 election, the candidates have become progressively (pun intended) worse and worse.

If you plot the trajectory on a graph, you find that by 2024 the candidates will be a Papa John's pizza running against Wednesday.

HAL9000 said...

If only we had the pizza running this year.

Veeshir said...

Thanks Paco.
Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only one who thinks I'm funny.

Not that it bothers me much.


Hal, how can you prefer pizza to Wednesday?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
I'm a Never Pizza guy.

I'm voting Wednesday.
Let's make Hump Day Great Again!

Deborah said...

OT. Paco, we hope you, Mrs. Paco and the entire Paco clan are not affected by Hermine. Prayers and best wishes to all!

Deborah said...

Hal, write in is an option.

RebeccaH said...

Pizza running against Wednesday? Sorry, Veeshir, I'd vote for pizza. Wednesday's just another day.