Canada needs a wall. Or maybe a submarine net: "Hundreds Of Drunk Americans Washed Ashore In Canada Because Of Strong Winds".
Sometimes laziness is the mother of invention.
Here's another possible future Olympic event: mobile phone throwing.
Bad lip reading at the Democratic National Convention...
Want to play ping-pong but can't remember where you left the paddles? No problem.
(H/T: Jerry Jones and Moonbattery)