Thursday, September 22, 2016

Can't wait for the TV dramatization

"Gov Moonbeam Signs Legislation Regulating Cow Flatulence".

8 comments:

rinardman said...

Synopsis: Based loosely on The Rat Patrol, and called The Fart Patrol, the show follows the exploits of four determined bureaucrats who roam the California landscape in methane detector-equipped Jeeps during the California liberal apocalypse, harrying dairy farmers and making the world safe from wind-born cow odors.

bruce said...

I'm reminded of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy in which an "air tax" is declared, and you get disconnected from supply for non-payment, involving a noose. At least that's in my version of the story. How we laughed in the '80s.

Veeshir said...

I keep trying a joke but there's just nothing I could say that would make that funnier or more absurd.

Paco said...

Veeshir: It's kind of like prime stupid; can't be broken down any further.

Although, R-Man, I like your idea for a TV show. I guess Beano could be counted on as a sponsor.

RebeccaH said...

Words fail.

Doctor Jonah said...

All that is necessary is a system of vacuum canisters, catalytic converters, and control valves, connected by a few hundred feet of vacuum hose, mounted around and up the hindquarters of each animal.
Using this simple system will make the polar ice caps not melt.

Thank you.

HAL9000 said...

Governor Moonbeam is just jealous of the competition the cows are giving to his speeches.

Deborah said...

Paco, don't you have the contract on the meter/equipment?