Sunday, October 2, 2016

Sunday funnies

In the war of Pokemon burgers, Australia wins hands down.

Ah ha! That must be my problem: Witzelsucht.

A handgun would be more efficient: "A Missouri dad fended off an armed home intruder by hurling his 30-pound TV at the would-be robber and charging at him."

The science is settled: "A math professor has worked out an equation to calculate how long into a car journey it takes a child to ask: 'Are we nearly there yet?'"

Best police report ever (be sure to click to enlarge)...



7 comments:

Veeshir said...

That guy from Missouri? He didn't even see the intruder, he was watching a football game.
Probably a Giants fan.

You know why Australia won the Pokemon burger contest?

Because everybody was simultaneously creeped out, disgusted and, strangely, turned on by Japan's entry so they were disqualified.

Actually, do a search for "pokemon sushi Japan", it doesn't go south nearly as soon as I thought it would.

bruce said...

Yeah, Raccoons will do that.

Mikael said...

Could easily have ended with a Darwin Reward.(To the sailer, not the racoon.)

bruce said...

See, never throw away a useful raccoon. Never know when you might need it again.

RebeccaH said...

Okay, they were all good (minus the Russian version of burgers of any kind), but that police report takes the cake. You gotta hand it to that sailor for ingenuity though.

Minicapt said...

He was drunk, and he captured a racoon, and he carried it back to his car; this is now a tall tale.
Authenticated video or it should have started "This ain't no shit".

Cheers

Jonah said...

As to the math, I don't think any child says 'nearly there.'
Therefore, the coefficient of the thing is off by several magnitudes of stuff.