Monday, December 19, 2016

And so, it is, indeed, to be President Trump

The Electoral College puts Trump over the top, and the "faithless" electors turn out to be primarily Hillary's - one casting a vote for the superbly named Faith Spotted Eagle.

Ah, I shall have to encourage some future disaffected electors to cast votes for those two noble Native American members of the Paco clan - Steals Other Men's Horses and Pantsed By His Foes.


rinardman said...

And, what sounds even better, EX-President Obo the Clown.

Wouldn't it be nice to never hear his name again, after the 20th of January?

RebeccaH said...

I love the sound of lefty heads exploding, and savor the taste of their tears.

bruce said...

I'm reminded of the movie Little Big Man, and the strange German obsession with staging annual 'Indian Scalp Dance' festivals (especially in former Communist East Germany):

It just shows how little we all understand each other, and maybe that's a good thing in the long run.

I welcome President Trump. He's already shown us there is an enormous pool of talent in the US outside the politically correct circles we used to see. It should have been obvious that he's no tyrant or micro-manager, since those things don't work in the real world where a leader's success is their ability to pick a great team.

Gregoryno6 said...

Those Hollywood has-beens, never-weres, and fathers of notorious screwups made a profound impression on the College members - who said 'Screw you. Anyone but Hillary!'
And sweet as it is, I'm not sure that we've yet reached peak schadenfreude.

Mike_W said...

Early American explorers discover a tribe of Paco's distant ancestors.

You too, can rediscover your American Indian ancestry with the help of the Paco Enterprises Random Indian Name Generator™.

Paco said...

Great stuff, Mike!

Gregoryno6 said...

With apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan:

Nancy Pelosi's daughter, she said she had a list. They certainly were missed! Or did they not exist?