World's smallest snowman.
Good thing his surgeon wasn't wearing a hat.
Misdirected text leads to arrest.
"The Platoon Sergeant’s guide to dealing with Lieutenants".
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh