Sunday, February 26, 2017

Sunday funnies

See the capitalist. See the capitalist eat. See the capitalist oppress the worker.

I like donuts as much as the next guy, but there are limits.

Play it where it lies...




Wish I'd thought of this: "Mom Reminds Son To Take Out Trash By Mailing It To Him".


The big, untold story of 1959: the search for the perfect pickled onion.

9 comments:

  1. British pride in anything, even pickled onions, would be a welcome change these days.

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  2. See the capitalists now having breakfast in Moscow.

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  3. Two comments:

    Donut heresy, and

    regarding the alligator: uh uh. Take the penalty.

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  4. Rebecca: Yeah, that's a mulligan if I ever saw one!

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  5. This piece is written in the wake of the news that actor Bill Paxton has suddenly died from complications following surgery. The awards may take a very different angle to what I’ve anticipated here out of respect for Mr Paxton. I hope they do.
    The Anti Oscars 2017: the main event.

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  6. Ace is into Quokkas, via our Rita Panahi
    (She fled from Iran, hates Islam and says so: https://twitter.com/RitaPanahi )

    I thought I had a cute little Quokka in my backyard last week, nearly stepped on it.

    My wife who is better at ID'ing things said, 'It's a rat!'. All puffed up with the rat poison my neighbour puts around. Had to bury the darn thing next day. Much disappointment!

    We got colourful parrots, cockatoos, possums, a bower bird, snakes and more, but no Quokka.

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  7. I think the Russians must have hacked Jennifer Anniston at the Ocsars. Her makeup was terrible and gown was lumpy. Darn you Putin!

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  8. Bruce: I don't know about Anniston, but it sure looks like the Russians hacked the Best Picture envelope.

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  9. So I guess my super witty comment about the post is not relevant.


    I will say the only thing I want to see out Jennifer Aniston is her topless before it's too late.

    I sat all the way through Rumor Has It, I think I deserve that.

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