I like donuts as much as the next guy, but there are limits.
Play it where it lies...

Wish I'd thought of this: "Mom Reminds Son To Take Out Trash By Mailing It To Him".
The big, untold story of 1959: the search for the perfect pickled onion.
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
British pride in anything, even pickled onions, would be a welcome change these days.
ReplyDeleteSee the capitalists now having breakfast in Moscow.
ReplyDeleteTwo comments:
ReplyDeleteDonut heresy, and
regarding the alligator: uh uh. Take the penalty.
Rebecca: Yeah, that's a mulligan if I ever saw one!
ReplyDeleteThis piece is written in the wake of the news that actor Bill Paxton has suddenly died from complications following surgery. The awards may take a very different angle to what I’ve anticipated here out of respect for Mr Paxton. I hope they do.
ReplyDeleteThe Anti Oscars 2017: the main event.
Ace is into Quokkas, via our Rita Panahi
ReplyDelete(She fled from Iran, hates Islam and says so: https://twitter.com/RitaPanahi )
I thought I had a cute little Quokka in my backyard last week, nearly stepped on it.
My wife who is better at ID'ing things said, 'It's a rat!'. All puffed up with the rat poison my neighbour puts around. Had to bury the darn thing next day. Much disappointment!
We got colourful parrots, cockatoos, possums, a bower bird, snakes and more, but no Quokka.
I think the Russians must have hacked Jennifer Anniston at the Ocsars. Her makeup was terrible and gown was lumpy. Darn you Putin!
ReplyDeleteBruce: I don't know about Anniston, but it sure looks like the Russians hacked the Best Picture envelope.
ReplyDeleteSo I guess my super witty comment about the post is not relevant.
ReplyDeleteI will say the only thing I want to see out Jennifer Aniston is her topless before it's too late.
I sat all the way through Rumor Has It, I think I deserve that.