Tuesday, May 9, 2017

Rapist at large in Canada

Police are looking for a bearded, two-thousand-pound suspect with antlers (H/T: that one-man Canadian crime watch, Captain Heinrichs).


RebeccaH said...

That moose has a lot of pent-up energy, and any cow will do, apparently.

Paco said...

Looks like there's still a lot of work to be done in dismantling the moose patriarchy. Where are all the Canadian SJWs?

rinardman said...

Well, that story is shocking, but not as shocking as some of the other news stories on that website.

I thought this headline & story stand out: TORNADO CARRIES MOBILE HOME 130 MILES, FAMILY INSIDE UNHARMED

Appropriately, the wife's name was Dorothy, and they landed in Kansas. The story doesn't report the name of the family dog, tho.

And, for a single guy, this one is kinda scary: WOMAN ARRESTED FOR TRAINING SQUIRRELS TO ATTACK HER EX-BOYFRIEND

Now, if a ex-girlfriend shows up with a cage full of wild animals, I'm locking the door!

Jonah said...

Doggy style? Is there any other way with meese? What did he expect?
Hugh Hefner in a satin jacket?

Veeshir said...

There's antler-style too Jonah.
Cows prefer a well-hung moose, have you ever seen what oxen have 'up there'?