"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
I've seen a lot of guys of a certain size attached to some beautiful babes. It's all about social skills and "charisma", a chemical agent granted to a select few.
"...attacked by Andrew Bolt while they were protesting."
ReplyDeleteI like that, that's funny.
"Emporer Hirohito today protested the shooting down of 27 of his aircraft over Hawaii..."
That was CNN.
As for balloons, I'm one of those favored ones who must eat cheeseburgers to gain weight. Oddly enough, that's never helped me with the babes.
ReplyDeleteHmmm, my story is just exactly the same as yours, Jonah.
ReplyDeleteMust be something wrong with the babes.
I've seen a lot of guys of a certain size attached to some beautiful babes. It's all about social skills and "charisma", a chemical agent granted to a select few.
ReplyDeleteSixteen weeks later, one of the participants screams, "My water broke! Get me a cheeseburger, fries and coke! Supersize it!"
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